Funny Candy Quotes
Collection of top 9 famous quotes about Funny Candy
Funny Candy Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Candy quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
— Mitch Hedberg
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
And I provide much- needed eye candy.
— Veronica Roth
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
— Lewis Black
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.
— Mitch Hedberg
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
— Mitch Hedberg
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
