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Funny But Wrong Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Not that it isn't great to see you.

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Daphne Du Maurier: If you think I'm one of those people

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Scott Blagden: I know my rights.""And I know you're wrong.

I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Dave Matthews Band: Funny the way it is, not right or

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Jim Butcher: He was wrong, that doesn't make him a

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Bill Hader: If a guy doesn't like a funny girl,

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him. — Bill Hader

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Elayne Boosler: I've never been married, but I tell people

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Arlene James: It's a funny thing about love. You can't

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

Funny But Wrong Quotes By John Green: I kind of think that everyone who disagrees

I kind of think that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong. — John Green

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Dave Chappelle: What is wrong with me i just bought

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Mark Twain: A tax is a fine for doing well,

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. — Mark Twain

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Renee Fleming: He also gave me some advice that I

He also gave me some advice that I follow to this day: Sing in the mirror. If it looks funny, it's wrong. — Renee Fleming

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Tara Sivec: You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Jimmy Carr: In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Adam Ferrara: I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Big L: All my life I've been a lady bruiser,

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Robert Parish: My father taught me a good lesson: Don't

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Joan Rivers: Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Funny But Wrong Quotes By John F. Kennedy: I can't see that it's wrong to give

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Les Dawson: I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Amy Poehler: However, if you do start crying in an

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, I'm just crying because of how wrong you are. — Amy Poehler

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I am thinking it right but beating it

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: You have a bad habit of listing anything

You have a bad habit of listing anything that can go wrong, Volger."
"I have always considered that a good habit — Scott Westerfeld

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Wendelin Van Draanen: I had liked him for all the wrong

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Toba Beta: It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing

It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing
something the wrong way but doing it confidently.
Even more funny, they succeeded. — Toba Beta

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Something went wrong. It was correct when I

Something went wrong. It was correct when I studied it. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Bauvard: Mom always said I was born to sit

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Christine Feehan: Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going

Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely. — Christine Feehan

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Tahereh Mafi: He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's

He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's more wrong than an upside-down rainbow. — Tahereh Mafi

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Bill Bailey: I once punched a bloke in the face

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Alanis Morissette: Life has a funny way of helping you

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. — Alanis Morissette

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I was trying to help you, so I

I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Will Smith: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Chad Michael Murray: To all the girls out there who think

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! — Chad Michael Murray

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Meg Cabot: You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you? — Meg Cabot

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Rachel Vincent: What's wrong with her soul?" "Nothing. She's just

What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: This is America. We're entitled to our opinions.""Wrong.

This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I did a radio interview; the DJ's first

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station? — Mitch Hedberg

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Josh Stern: If you see the light at the end

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Eminem: As long as the wrong feels right -

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight. — Eminem

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Will Arnett: If you have a character that doesn't have

If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny about it. — Will Arnett

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Stephen Schneider: There is a strength of conviction that can

There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong. — Stephen Schneider

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: I am sorry for those that disagree with

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Billy Gardell: Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY! — Billy Gardell

Funny But Wrong Quotes By Nick Jonas: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas