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Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Elvis Presley: Folks always look good in their coffins. Folks always look good in their coffins. Elvis Presley
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By John Cleese: A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. John Cleese
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Really, if the lower orders don't set a Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: I never play cricket. It requires one to I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Jean Baudrillard: There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Will Smith: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Pamela Anderson: Size does matter. There's a lot of ways Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: I don't recognize you - I've changed a I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Rick Riordan: I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Will Smith: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I find his films about as funny as I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Musical people always want one to be perfectly Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: If you can't live without me, why aren't If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? — Cynthia Heimel
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Anton Chekhov: He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By RuPaul: Don't take life too seriously. Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By K.R. Grace: ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Craig McLay: Trying to make her angry is like trying Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By J.L. Weil: I could use all the confidence I could I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare. — J.L. Weil
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Your services might be as useful as a Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate - I haven't had too I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: To live as one likes is plebian the To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By John Cleese: Manuel will show you to your rooms - Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. — John Cleese
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By John Cleese: When we hold a World Championship for a When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: However, it is always nice to be expected, However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. — Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Will McIntosh: Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic. — Will McIntosh
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Mark Twain: Had double chins all the way down to Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Barack Obama: It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Alex Bergauer: You're starting to sound like one of those You're starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ's play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor. — Alex Bergauer
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Charles Caleb Colton: Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Charles Caleb Colton
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By K. Martin Beckner: Miss Green can call a turd a rose Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner
Funny But Sarcastic Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: No, but as a vampire, I'm able to No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. — Rachel Hawkins