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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster.
— Eugene Ormandy
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
— Rick Riordan
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.
— Kirt J. Boyd
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking.
— Oprah Winfrey
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons
I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
— Joan Severance
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'.
— Adrian Barnes
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger— Gregory Maguire
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits.
— Sophie Thompson
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
— Jim Norton
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.
— Jackie Kessler
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
— Milton Jones
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
— Richard Marx
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
— Jerry Coleman
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
— David Letterman
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
— Jerry Coleman
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
