Funny Burn Quotes
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Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
— Rita Rudner
I come from a background of independent films.
— Mia Wasikowska
That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.
— K.C. Burn
It's a different feeling; I like touring and playing on the road better, but recording has its good spots.
— Robbie Merrill
It's very important to me that people accept me as a transgendered female. But it's ridiculous to a lot of people and I understand that.
— Alexis Arquette
You are the only thing I have that is neither duty nor obligation, the only thing I chose for myself. The only thing I want.
— Holly Black
I'm trying to learn how to tap into the power of my own being. I know it sounds corny.
— Lucinda Williams
Religion is what a man does with his solitariness.
— Alfred North Whitehead
It's funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough.
— Neal Shusterman
...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*
— Hiroko Sakai
But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.
— Dick Van Dyke
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
— Richard M. Nixon
Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.
— A&E Kirk