Funny Brother Quotes
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Funny Brother Quotes & Sayings
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A true friend accepts you as you are.
— Debasish Mridha
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
— Henny Youngman
If you take away the gift of reading, you create the gift of listening.
— Malcolm Gladwell
A process of genocide is being carried out before the eyes of the world.
— Pope John Paul II
When a man suffers from delusions he is described as mad but when a million do so they belong to a world religion
— Anthony Storr
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
— Red Buttons
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
A few dozen kids sprawled in the seats in front of him, listening to iPods, talking, or sleeping.
— Rick Riordan
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.
— Patricia Briggs
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
— Stewart Francis
I am never interested in the individual, but in the human species and its environment.
— Andreas Gursky
I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!
— Izabel Goulart
Don't just tell me your brother is funny-show me what he says and does and let me decide whether I want to laugh.
— Dennis G. Jerz
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.
— S.E. Hinton
He told me that if you yelled out "JAMBA!" at full volume, all the employees would yell back "JUICE!" He lied.
— Morgan Matson
Every New Year brings its sacred blessings.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
— Michelle Hodkin
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
I'm doing music, and we both want to do some drama.
— Kel Mitchell
You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver.
— Neal Shusterman
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
— William Archibald Spooner
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
— Henny Youngman
Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present.
— Brandon Mull
