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I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
— Greg Behrendt
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
— Jackie Collins
I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
— J.M. Barrie
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt.
— Karen Miller
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.
— Shiloh Fernandez
Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books.
— Ella Minster
I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys.
— Gretchen Preston
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson
Basilard, can you cover our trail? Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker
Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. — Patrick Ness
In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!-Judge Dredd — John Wagner
How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?
— Madi Brown
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more.
— Christopher Moore
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought
— Susan Sontag
OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.
— Gary D. Schmidt
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
— Chris Rock
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
— Leah Broadby
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.
— Antonio Lobo Antunes
There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.
— Scott Douglas
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
There can be funny moments during sad stories
— Ammon Shea
