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My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
— Bob Monkhouse
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
— Bob Monkhouse
The forms are evanescent; but the spirit, being in the Lord and of the Lord, is immortal and omnipresent.
— Swami Vivekananda
I didn't care who she killed or what other crimes she committed- I couldn't let my sister sit in that jail and rot. I'm
— Jessica N. Watkins
The American lives even more for his goals, for the future, than the European. Life for him is always becoming, never being.
— Albert Einstein
There are two types of actors: those who say they don't want to be famous, and those who are liars.
— Kevin Bacon
I do think that given my background as a poet, and also I work in a different field, you're sort of neither here nor there.
— Victoria Chang
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
— Bob Monkhouse
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
— Bob Monkhouse
Hip-hop educated me about other forms of music, because it sampled from all different styles.
— Aloe Blacc
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
— Bob Monkhouse
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
— Bob Monkhouse
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
— Bob Monkhouse
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
This is what selfishness does: it fills you with the illusion of separation
— Dimitris Mamakos
The house is a machine for living in.
— Le Corbusier
What do gardeners do when they retire?
— Bob Monkhouse
We are on God's side. This is not a war between Arabs and Jews. It's a war between God and the devil.
— Benny Hinn
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
