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You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."

"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."

~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder

Freedom can be gained only at the point of an IRA rifle, and I apologize to no one for saying that we support the freedom fighters of the IRA. — Martin McGuinness

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets. — Turcois Ominek

As a nation - and as a world - we need more truth. — John Legend

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. — Frank Zappa

Again I tell you it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. — Anonymous

What I need and long for most has come from outside of me in the person of Jesus. — Tullian Tchividjian

An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says. — William Jennings Bryan

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

You can quit your job, but you can't quit your calling. — Lissa Rankin

The smaller nations can in fact exercise greater influence on disarmament negotiations than they have hitherto done. — Alva Myrdal

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice. — Cyril Connolly