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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
There is a strength of quiet endurance as significant of courage as the most daring feats of prowess.
— Henry Theodore Tuckerman
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
I marked a map for every deathFor every ache and blow
My world was all a page of black
With nothing left but snow. — Ally Condie
Sometimes the very learned and clever can be brilliantly foolish, especially when seized by an apparently good cause.
— George Pell
Losing your capital is like losing your trousers. It is a real humiliation, and one not to be soon repeated.
— James Buchan
If you stick around long enough and you do enough of the right things, you get seen in a largely positive light.
— Brian O'Driscoll
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
— Russell Howard
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!
— Ivanka Trump
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
All powers have two sides, the power to create and the power to destroy. We must recognize them both, but invest our gifts on the side of creation.
— Robin Wall Kimmerer
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
— Jim Gaffigan
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
— Andy Borowitz
The man who knows his limitations, has none.
— David Foster Wallace
If we serve Jesus then every act & thought has meaning. Acts of kindness aren't just niceties, they become acts of worship..
— John Wimber
Hard work and righteousness are important to God
— Sunday Adelaja
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali