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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
— Thomas Lennon
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off.
— Eleanor Catton
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife.
— Lisa Kleypas
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit
— Alexandra Bracken
Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.
— Djimon Hounsou
If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.
— Ernest Rutherford
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
His knives are nice. Mine is better.
— C.J. Redwine
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
