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Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. — Mitch Hedberg

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. — Thomas Lennon

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. — Denis Leary

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant

You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes

Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit — Alexandra Bracken

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction. — Djimon Hounsou

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment. — Ernest Rutherford

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. — Ozzy Osbourne

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

His knives are nice. Mine is better. — C.J. Redwine

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan