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The best time to make friends is
before you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
before you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.
— Ryan Lilly
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends.
— Ally Carter
Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow.
— Manasa Rao
Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...
— Barbara Kloss
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.
— Nick Kroll
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
— Andy Borowitz
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
— Mike Birbiglia
[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
Us is my favorite people.
— Rick Riordan
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.
— Tina Fey
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.
— Mila Kunis
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw
Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people.
— Lik Hock Yap
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman