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Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.
— Genevieve Dewey
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
— Brendan Behan
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
— Robert Conquest
With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.
— Keisha Buchanan
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
— Ron Atkinson
I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!
— Melissa Aragon
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
— George W. Bush
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
Generosity is the best investment.
— Diane Von Furstenberg
she shall scant show well that now shows best.
— William Shakespeare
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny.
— Thea Harrison
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
— Judith Chambers
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
— Gloria Steinem
They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny.
— Michael Booth
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
— Phil Silvers
Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.
— Brittany Cavallaro
I come from a long line of miserable people.
— Arlene Schindler
That is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
— Gloria Vanderbilt
Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).
— John D. Rhodes
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
— Steve Coogan
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[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl can ask for," Mia told her sincerely. "I know--and very modest too. — Anna Zaires
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
Nature itself is the best physician.
— Hippocrates
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
— Tracey Porter
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
— Woody Allen
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
— Russell Simmons
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
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Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Indignation is often the best defense.
— Diane Capri
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least
— Voltaire
Laughter is the best medicine
— Chase Soundly
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
That's funny. I've always liked Naomi's version of me the best. I'm always much more interesting when she talks about me.
— Rachel Cohn
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
— George Burns
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.
— John Paxson
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
