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I get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service no matter which laws I break.
— Brad Paisley
Cats never liked to admit to names. Being named might lead to being held responsible for something.
— Garth Nix
After all, if you do not resist the apparently inevitable, you will never know how inevitable the inevitable was.
— Terry Eagleton
A red rose absorbs all colors but red; red is therefore the one color that it is not.
— Aleister Crowley
Wink and shut their apprehensions up.
— John Marston
Luck never made a man wise.
— Seneca The Younger
Never mistake arrogance for intellect.
— D.B. Harrop
Valda said that if you change your residence every six months you can legally free your children from compulsory education.
— John Cage
I'm only as good as my worst thought toward another.
— Kelley Lee McDonald
At the foundation of moral thinking lie beliefs in statements the truth of which no further reason can be given.
— Alasdair MacIntyre
There's more than enough in the world I am currently writing about to last for several lifetimes of writing.
— Jhumpa Lahiri
I think every period - except for the 14th century, or something - has some merits.
— Julian Fellowes