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Funny Bender Quotes By Joseph Addison: When love's well-timed 'tis not a fault to

When love's well-timed 'tis not a fault to love;
The strong, the brave, the virtuous, and the wise,
Sink in the soft captivity together. — Joseph Addison

Funny Bender Quotes By Morris Bender: A skeptic is a person who, when he

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

Funny Bender Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Funny Bender Quotes By Dan Jenkins: Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit.

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip. — Dan Jenkins

Funny Bender Quotes By Plato: I say that justice is nothing other than

I say that justice is nothing other than the advantage of [c] the stronger. — Plato

Funny Bender Quotes By Euripides: I envy that man who passes through life

I envy that man who passes through life safely, to the world and fame unknown. — Euripides

Funny Bender Quotes By Pippa DaCosta: Fire is ever the optimist.

Fire is ever the optimist. — Pippa DaCosta

Funny Bender Quotes By Ruth Reichl: The American government policy on what we supported

The American government policy on what we supported and subsidised in agriculture was a social experiment on a whole generation of children. — Ruth Reichl

Funny Bender Quotes By Mary Barnett Gilson: A worker was seldom so much annoyed by

A worker was seldom so much annoyed by what he got as by what he got in relation to his fellow workers. — Mary Barnett Gilson

Funny Bender Quotes By Francis Chan: Our understanding of God's love must be more

Our understanding of God's love must be more profound than the naive expectation of a carefree life. — Francis Chan

Funny Bender Quotes By Nora Roberts: I don't think you can write - at

I don't think you can write - at least not well - if you don't love stories, love the written word. — Nora Roberts

Funny Bender Quotes By Aimee Bender: An old man with overalls walked by; I

An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. — Aimee Bender

Funny Bender Quotes By Demi Lovato: I'm not saying I'm perfect, or fixed, but

I'm not saying I'm perfect, or fixed, but I am learning to love and accept myself. My outlook is more positive and I am happy. — Demi Lovato

Funny Bender Quotes By Aimee Bender: Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they

Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?"
"Blood," she said. — Aimee Bender

Funny Bender Quotes By Judy Nichols: If you can work anywhere, anytime, then pretty

If you can work anywhere, anytime, then pretty soon you're working everywhere all the time. — Judy Nichols