Funny Being You Quotes
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It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
— Stephen King
Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be.
— Stevie J. Cole
Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett
To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?
— Confucius
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
— Jimmy Carr
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter
It's a funny feeling, being suddenly airborne. Just as you realize it, it's over, and you're sinking.
— Sarah Dessen
He returned my smile with a half grin. So what do you blog about? Knitting? Puzzles? Being lonely?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around.
— J.D. Salinger
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
— Josh McDermitt
You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.
— E. M. Forster
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time.
— Kether Donohue
It's funny that sometimes you can only describe something with perfect accuracy by being wildly inaccurate.
— Sophie Hannah
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
— Andy Warhol
It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
— Lauren Oliver
I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not.
— Kaley Cuoco
It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.
— David Rakoff
With a sketch show, it's "a bunch of people and they're being funny." In a way that you can't really explain it.
— B. J. Porter
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook? I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen
You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.
— Shawn Keenan
If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
— John Gordon Sinclair
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
— Leo Howard
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
— Isaac Marion
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
— Jay Leno
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.
— Natalie Dormer
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.
— Auberon Waugh
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
— Flip Wilson
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
— Robert M. Pirsig
She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating.
— Lynda Mullaly Hunt
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
— Chad Michael Murray
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
— Wesley Snipes
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
— Jonathan Winters
You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.
— Alex Rodriguez
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.
— J.A. Konrath
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
— Yogi Berra
It's funny, because when you work on a set, everyone is watching you. You are being observed by everyone.
— Emily Blunt
Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.
— Walter Dean Myers
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.
— Pell James
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
