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Funny Beauty Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: A milli-Helen is enough beauty to launch exactly

A milli-Helen is enough beauty to launch exactly one ship — Scott Westerfeld

Funny Beauty Quotes By Jared Leto: I don't care if someone remembered me. Life

I don't care if someone remembered me. Life is for living and memories for those who we leave behind. — Jared Leto

Funny Beauty Quotes By Serge Gainsbourg: Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer. — Serge Gainsbourg

Funny Beauty Quotes By Britt Nicole: We get so worried about being pretty. Let's

We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. — Britt Nicole

Funny Beauty Quotes By Kate Avery Ellison: He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

Funny Beauty Quotes By Sarah Phillips: Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles — Sarah Phillips

Funny Beauty Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: It's funny how the beauty of art has

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself. — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Beauty Quotes By Johnny Depp: Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp

Funny Beauty Quotes By Edward Conlon: Good cops make their bosses look good, and

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. — Edward Conlon

Funny Beauty Quotes By Chic Murray: My wife went to a beauty parlor and

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

Funny Beauty Quotes By Jess C. Scott: The human body is the best work of

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

Funny Beauty Quotes By Jon Stewart: That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. — Jon Stewart

Funny Beauty Quotes By Hesiod: Diligence increaseth the fruit of toil. A dilatory

Diligence increaseth the fruit of toil. A dilatory man wrestles with losses. — Hesiod

Funny Beauty Quotes By Leona Helmsley: Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman. — Leona Helmsley

Funny Beauty Quotes By Amit Kalantri: All women may not be beautiful but every

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. — Amit Kalantri

Funny Beauty Quotes By Ben Kingsley: They're a very strange lot actors, very strange

They're a very strange lot actors, very strange people. — Ben Kingsley

Funny Beauty Quotes By Deb Baker: TURKEYS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR millions of years.

TURKEYS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR millions of years. They can fly at fast as fifty-five miles per hour and run flat out at twenty. — Deb Baker

Funny Beauty Quotes By Dave Barry: Orangutan are very weird animals but they look

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful. — Dave Barry

Funny Beauty Quotes By Barbara Walters: I was the kind nobody thought could make

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. — Barbara Walters

Funny Beauty Quotes By Jenny Bravo: She looked at him like he personally kept

She looked at him like he personally kept the roof from caving. — Jenny Bravo

Funny Beauty Quotes By Henny Youngman: She was at the beauty shop for two

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. — Henny Youngman

Funny Beauty Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra: The reason for the unreason with which you

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Funny Beauty Quotes By Patricia Harman: It's funny how beauty rides the back of

It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain . — Patricia Harman

Funny Beauty Quotes By Stephen Colbert: I've always been a big fan of beauty.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book? — Stephen Colbert

Funny Beauty Quotes By Edmund Spenser: The ever-whirling wheele Of Change, to which all

The ever-whirling wheele Of Change, to which all mortal things doth sway. — Edmund Spenser

Funny Beauty Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: It's funny how, when things seem the darkest,

It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. — Karen Marie Moning

Funny Beauty Quotes By Curtis Tyrone Jones: It's funny how the ugly duckling always has

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Funny Beauty Quotes By Barry Bonds: I'm clean, I've always been clean.

I'm clean, I've always been clean. — Barry Bonds

Funny Beauty Quotes By Laurie R. King: When we arrived at his cottage we had

When we arrived at his cottage we had known each other forever. — Laurie R. King

Funny Beauty Quotes By James Russell Lowell: Fools, when their roof-tree falls, think it doomsday.

Fools, when their roof-tree falls, think it doomsday. — James Russell Lowell

Funny Beauty Quotes By Gena Showalter: She's beauty and she's the beast, rolled into

She's beauty and she's the beast, rolled into one. — Gena Showalter

Funny Beauty Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Nobody's American," said Wednesday. "Not originally. That's my

Nobody's American," said Wednesday. "Not originally. That's my point. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Beauty Quotes By Lauren Graham: I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

Funny Beauty Quotes By Jeffree Star: Remember that true beauty comes from within -

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star