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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight.
— Woody Allen
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts.
— Durjoy Datta
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse
Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker
— Darynda Jones
What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet...
— Lucian Bane
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
— Doug Stanhope
The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did.
— Penelope Douglas
life is creative fun & adventure
— Carrie Mortleman
One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.
— Barbra Streisand
If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny.
— Chris Taylor
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
— Celia Johnson
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
— Woody Allen
Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful.
— Christian Fennesz
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
— Stephen Colbert
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
— Sarah Dessen
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
I had died and woken up in High School Musical
— Jamie McGuire
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
— Eve Merriam
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
— Bo Burnham
Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile.
— M. Leighton
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
Here's the thing. I met this girl, this beautiful woman who's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's funny, and brave
— Denise Grover Swank
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
— Steven Wright
