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Funny Be Real Quotes By Jeff Abbott: Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. Jeff Abbott
Funny Be Real Quotes By Johnny Knoxville: It's a real primal thing, watching someone get It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. Johnny Knoxville
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games. Ernest Hemingway,
Funny Be Real Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Be Real Quotes By Veronica Roth: Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?""No, I think the Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
Funny Be Real Quotes By Dave Barry: I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ted Danson: To do something funny, you have to have To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson
Funny Be Real Quotes By Fee Scott: I realize you cant just throw real gems I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott
Funny Be Real Quotes By Gary Gulman: It's a real valley when I talk about It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman
Funny Be Real Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: One of the many downsides to being a One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt
Funny Be Real Quotes By Becky Albertalli: Is that a space?No, it's a hydrant. Is that a space?
No, it's a hydrant. — Becky Albertalli
Funny Be Real Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano
Funny Be Real Quotes By Eugene Levy: I don't consider myself, you know, in real I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy
Funny Be Real Quotes By Seth Rogen: For me to act natural and real but For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard. — Seth Rogen
Funny Be Real Quotes By Morgan Freeman: I don't do comedy. I think if a I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman
Funny Be Real Quotes By Lisi Harrison: Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ben Barnes: I think if actors don't think of themselves I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes
Funny Be Real Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman
Funny Be Real Quotes By Dennis Conner: Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner
Funny Be Real Quotes By Paula Danziger: I made the choice long ago to write I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. — Paula Danziger
Funny Be Real Quotes By Mark Haddon: [I]t is funny because economists are not real [I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best. — Mark Haddon
Funny Be Real Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign, If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock
Funny Be Real Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If Spiderman was real, and I was a If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Be Real Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I find anger to be funny. I find I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis
Funny Be Real Quotes By John Arcudi: I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi
Funny Be Real Quotes By Donald Miller: Naked people look funny when they are for-real Naked people look funny when they are for-real naked, outside-a-magazine naked. — Donald Miller
Funny Be Real Quotes By Aaron McGruder: I think you should know that real-life white I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ned Vizzini: So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live. — Ned Vizzini
Funny Be Real Quotes By Lev Grossman: That was magic for you, right? The thing That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny. — Lev Grossman
Funny Be Real Quotes By Barbara Corcoran: A funny thing happens in real estate. When A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. — Barbara Corcoran
Funny Be Real Quotes By Gloria Steinem: Diane Keaton is good for women in and Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. — Gloria Steinem
Funny Be Real Quotes By Milton Jones: I went out with this girl the other I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones
Funny Be Real Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Be Real Quotes By Kim Harrison: No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison
Funny Be Real Quotes By Seth Green: It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. — Seth Green
Funny Be Real Quotes By Darynda Jones: For the first time in my life, I For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones
Funny Be Real Quotes By Laura Dern: You can hardly tell where the computer models You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern
Funny Be Real Quotes By Greg Giraldo: The hardest part, for real, is probably when The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo
Funny Be Real Quotes By Pell James: You never think of films being really creepy You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James
Funny Be Real Quotes By Carol Burnett: I'm really not that funny in real life! I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett
Funny Be Real Quotes By Jack Paar: The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: The first time I saw a mermaid in The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!! — Ana Claudia Antunes
Funny Be Real Quotes By Every Male Ballet Dancer: Real men don't lift weights, they lift women. Real men don't lift weights, they lift women. — Every Male Ballet Dancer
Funny Be Real Quotes By Ben Stiller: It's weird that people expect me to be It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. — Ben Stiller
Funny Be Real Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You Too? I thought I was the only You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis
Funny Be Real Quotes By Marlon Wayans: Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are. — Marlon Wayans
Funny Be Real Quotes By Shailene Woodley: So often, I read scripts and am like, So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.' — Shailene Woodley
Funny Be Real Quotes By Gwen Ifill: It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill
Funny Be Real Quotes By Dwight D. Eisenhower: Unless each day can be looked back upon Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Funny Be Real Quotes By Rockmond Dunbar: Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it. — Rockmond Dunbar
Funny Be Real Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Memories are funny things. Sometimes they're real, but Memories are funny things. Sometimes they're real, but other times they change into what we want them to be, — Nicholas Sparks
Funny Be Real Quotes By Gene Wilder: If the physical thing you're doing is funny, If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it ... Just be real and it will be funnier — Gene Wilder