Funny Battle Quotes

Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane — Tony Cleaver

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock. — David Coleman

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. — Neil Gaiman

Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. — Christine Zolendz

Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki — Rick Riordan

Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse the longest to help with the dishes. — Julian Mitchell