Funny Bars Quotes
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I spend all my time thinking things through. It's acting on my thoughts that gets tricky. Which ones should I act on, and which ones should I ignore?
— Orson Scott Card
Not explaining science seems to me perverse. When you're in love, you want to tell the world.
— Carl Sagan
He had no other plans for the rest of his life. He followed her.
— Gregory Maguire
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.
— Woody Paige
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.
— Sam Yagan
Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself.
— Khaled Hosseini
You never know whether you've already experienced your greatest moment or your worst
— Dean Cavanagh
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
— Mitch Hedberg
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight ... the truly wise person is colorblind.
— Albert Schweitzer
Picasso had a saying - 'good artists copy, great artists steal' - and we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.
— Walter Isaacson
Yes or no, sweetheart," ... "Um and uh aren't options, baby.
— Kristen Ashley
I'm not defined by where I came from.
— Katy Perry
Start three bars before something.
— Eugene Ormandy
Writing and Painting are the same for me.
— Peter Malkin
From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.
— Bill Bryson
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
— Tommy Cooper
The kind of women I'm interested in - they're smart enough.
— Penn Dayton Badgley