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Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Taiye Selasi: Your baby is crying, says the driver to

Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Jack Carter: I like to read I"m ten and a

I like to read I"m ten and a half. — Jack Carter

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Lovely Goyal: if its gets rough, you need to get

if its gets rough, you need to get tough. — Lovely Goyal

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Anita Shreve: A single action can cause a life to

A single action can cause a life to veer off in a direction it was never meant to go. — Anita Shreve

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Henry Ford: It is the customer that pays the wages

It is the customer that pays the wages — Henry Ford

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: Think what you want about making babies. Believe

Think what you want about making babies. Believe in demons. Pray to a goat. So long as it doesn't bruise me, why should I bother myself? — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Dylan Moran: Men look at breasts the way women look

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.' — Dylan Moran

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Joanna Bourne: One cannot walk straight when the path is

One cannot walk straight when the path is crooked. A BALDONI SAYING — Joanna Bourne

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Robert Jordan: Sleep well and wake, Rand al'Thor.

Sleep well and wake, Rand al'Thor. — Robert Jordan

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: If the Bible is true, it needs no

If the Bible is true, it needs no inspiration, and - if not true, inspiration can do it no good. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Joe Haldeman: Have you had your first baby yet? I

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Richard Thompson: I probably wrote three-quarters of the songs without

I probably wrote three-quarters of the songs without an instrument in my hands. — Richard Thompson

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: I told him to buy land, my mum

I told him to buy land, my mum says, they're not making it anymore. — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Maya Angelou: Is it true the ribs can tell The

Is it true the ribs can tell The kick of a beast from a Lover's fist? — Maya Angelou

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Slimkid3: He doesn't even suit ya, and he's surely

He doesn't even suit ya, and he's surely not your size,
I'm surprised that you slept on a heart that's worldwide. — Slimkid3

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Zadie Smith: Maybe nothing that happens upon stolen ground can

Maybe nothing that happens upon stolen ground can expect a happy ending. — Zadie Smith

Funny Baby On The Way Quotes By Ani DiFranco: Smile pretty, and watch your back

Smile pretty, and watch your back — Ani DiFranco