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Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Billy Connolly: Paddy was in the delivery room when the

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" — Billy Connolly

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Mark Twain: Man is the only animal who blushes...or needs

Man is the only animal who blushes...or needs to. — Mark Twain

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Revenge is a bad policy if you gain

Revenge is a bad policy if you gain nothing out of it, but under the same circumstances, forgiveness is even a worse one. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Wislawa Szymborska: I am my own obstacle.

I am my own obstacle. — Wislawa Szymborska

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Ze Frank: Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so

Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusive. — Ze Frank

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Juvenal: But who guards the guardians?

But who guards the guardians? — Juvenal

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Melissa De Sousa: I've grown as a storyteller, and my comedic

I've grown as a storyteller, and my comedic timing has gotten better. — Melissa De Sousa

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Josh Billings: Selfish people, with no heart to speak of,

Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it. — Josh Billings

Funny Baby Delivery Quotes By Manu Ginobili: I know my game. I know what I

I know my game. I know what I like to do. — Manu Ginobili