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Celibacy is a great help, inasmuch as it enables one to lead a life of full surrender to God. — Mahatma Gandhi

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

We are not lost because we are going to wind up in the wrong place. We are going to wind up in the wrong place because we are lost. — John Ortberg

I see my finished platinum print (in the viewfinder) in all its desired qualities, before my exposure. — Edward Weston

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!" — Demetri Martin

What's wrong with saving dolphins? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99. — Ryan Lilly

It is fitting that history attached Morse's name to his code, more than to his device. — James Gleick

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! — Rodney Dangerfield

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup

In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

His golden eyes flashed wickedness and promise. "As you wish. — Ashlan Thomas

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

Words have a life; without response they die. — Russell Hoban

Search me," I said. "I'm a city boy myself. They must be crocuses. — Saul Bellow

Rejection is, of course, part of any successful model's career, as ironic as that sounds. It's how you pick yourself up and get on with the job. — Erin O'Connor

The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged. — Andrea L'Artiste

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne