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Celibacy is a great help, inasmuch as it enables one to lead a life of full surrender to God.
— Mahatma Gandhi
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
We are not lost because we are going to wind up in the wrong place. We are going to wind up in the wrong place because we are lost.
— John Ortberg
I see my finished platinum print (in the viewfinder) in all its desired qualities, before my exposure.
— Edward Weston
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
— Demetri Martin
What's wrong with saving dolphins?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.
— Ryan Lilly
It is fitting that history attached Morse's name to his code, more than to his device.
— James Gleick
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
— Rodney Dangerfield
You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.
— Cuthbert Soup
In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
His golden eyes flashed wickedness and promise. "As you wish.
— Ashlan Thomas
Words have a life; without response they die.
— Russell Hoban
Rejection is, of course, part of any successful model's career, as ironic as that sounds. It's how you pick yourself up and get on with the job.
— Erin O'Connor
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
