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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt — Mark Twain

"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting." — Charles Dickens

A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. — Adam Rex

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

Baby, I love you, more than ever, more than anything in the fucking world. You are my world. And all I've ever wanted is for me to be yours. — Karina Halle

Each morning offers lessons in light. For the morning light teaches the most basic of truths: Light chases away darkness. — Anasazi Foundation

too many suspicions or deeply seated feelings are scattered amongst memories better suited to watercolor paintings abandoned during rainstorms. — Heather Lyons

I love therapy. I swear by therapy. I couldn't exist without therapy. — Ruby Rose

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones

"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too." — Charles Dickens

The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors - that which it loves, and also that which it fears. — Jeff Wheeler

The only strategy to protect and preserve a nation is to establish the golden rules and principles of the Kingdom of God in the society. — Sunday Adelaja

Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother.
"No," I said, sounding exactly like my aunt. — Ally Carter

Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich

She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression. — P.G. Wodehouse