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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."
— Charles Dickens
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Each morning offers lessons in light. For the morning light teaches the most basic of truths: Light chases away darkness.
— Anasazi Foundation
too many suspicions or deeply seated feelings are scattered amongst memories better suited to watercolor paintings abandoned during rainstorms.
— Heather Lyons
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
— Milton Jones
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors - that which it loves, and also that which it fears.
— Jeff Wheeler
The only strategy to protect and preserve a nation is to establish the golden rules and principles of the Kingdom of God in the society.
— Sunday Adelaja
Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother. "No," I said, sounding exactly like my aunt. — Ally Carter
Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna
— Janet Evanovich
She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.
— P.G. Wodehouse