Funny Attack Quotes
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Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.
— Mark A. Cooper
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life.
— Bryan Adams
Tell me what the fuck you want me to do, and I'll do it.
— Thea Harrison
They had a ... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.
— Clive James
Good poets borrow, great poets steal
— T. S. Eliot
Was it a fire in the kitchen?No, a bomb in the basement. — David Baldacci
We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.
— John Duover
If you can't think of an enlightened person positively, don't think of them at all.
— Frederick Lenz
The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust.
— Jason Calacanis
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
— Frankie Boyle
May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!"
— Danny Baker
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
Everyone should be able to go to a concert and enjoy music, and not feel like they're going to be harassed. That's how I see punk music.
— Joe Armstrong
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack.
— Stepan Makarov
