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Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks? — Julie Kagawa

There really is no time for wallowing in the miseries of life: we don't have all the time in the world, we have all the world, and not enough time. — Craig Stone

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. — Sara Humphreys

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. — Bryan Adams

Tell me what the fuck you want me to do, and I'll do it. — Thea Harrison

They had a ... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available. — Clive James

Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. — Leah Broadby

Good poets borrow, great poets steal — T. S. Eliot

Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world he wishes to visit. — Alan Zweibel

Was it a fire in the kitchen?
No, a bomb in the basement. — David Baldacci

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements. — John Duover

If you can't think of an enlightened person positively, don't think of them at all. — Frederick Lenz

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust. — Jason Calacanis

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle

May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!" — Danny Baker

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage. — Norm MacDonald

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

If you trust someone, trust till the end; whatever the results may be, In the end you will have a very good friend or a very good lesson — Unknown

Everyone should be able to go to a concert and enjoy music, and not feel like they're going to be harassed. That's how I see punk music. — Joe Armstrong

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

We should take heed of pride; it is a sin that turned angels into devils. — Matthew Henry

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack. — Stepan Makarov

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy