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Funny As Much Use As Quotes By John Madden: Here's a guy who can use his arms

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time. — John Madden

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Josh Stern: Come Hell or High Water usually depends on

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Lena Dunham: Can we call a moratorium on the use

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia! — Lena Dunham

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Anna Held: I think the eyes flirt most. There are

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them. — Anna Held

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Duke Of Wellington: I see no reason to suppose these machines

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Monica Bellucci: Do you know who I would love to

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Really, if the lower orders don't set a

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Steven Wright: If you were going to shoot a mime,

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? — Steven Wright

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Nina George: Often it's not we who shape words, but

Often it's not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us." "You're a funny bookseller, you — Nina George

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Sydney Smith: The two women exchanged the type of glance

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy. — Sydney Smith

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Deb Caletti: Funny the only two times we use the

Funny the only two times we use the phrase "seeing someone" are when we are referring to being in a a relationship or getting psychological help. — Deb Caletti

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Neetesh Dixit: In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt. — Neetesh Dixit

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Jimmy Carr: British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr

Funny As Much Use As Quotes By Agatha Christie: Use that fluff of yours you call a

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain. — Agatha Christie