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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Though the waves and the sea and the anger of princes are roused against me, they are less to me than a spider's web.
— John Chrysostom
People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's not over till the fat lady eats!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
They feed the crocodile in the hope that he will eat them last.
— Winston Churchill
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Elves live in harmony with the world, and I try to do that.
— Orlando Bloom
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova