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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is a circle. It spins you around. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Beware of finding what you're looking for.
[A favorite aphorism he often used.] — Richard Hamming

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Though the waves and the sea and the anger of princes are roused against me, they are less to me than a spider's web. — John Chrysostom

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I think for female filmmakers a big issue is making their second and third films. — Ava DuVernay

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

They feed the crocodile in the hope that he will eat them last. — Winston Churchill

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Fitness is never really about what you lose; it's about all that you gain. — Toni Sorenson

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Elves live in harmony with the world, and I try to do that. — Orlando Bloom

Do you have a pet?'
Eugenia shook her head. 'I don't know very much about animals.'
'There's nothing much to know. You feed them; they love you. — Eloisa James

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova