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You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty.""Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied — Ransom Riggs
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
— Si Robertson
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen.
— Tippi Hedren
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
Funny how so many rookies out there still judge condition of the US economy on the rigged "stock market". I frankly find it hilarious.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
— Si Robertson
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was ... funny, that's what it is.
— Neill Blomkamp
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
— A.P.
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
— Laura L. Sullivan
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
— Daniel Tosh
Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
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[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
— Steven Strogatz
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
— Walter Moers
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
— Mitch Hedberg
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it. — Marie Landry
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
— Rick Riordan
We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious.
— Josh Holloway
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!
— Fred Tomaselli
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
— Zach Galifianakis
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
— Stephanie March
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
— James Dashner
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said— David Nicholls
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.
— Beth Garrod
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.
— Maddie Ziegler
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Once a sarriyal, always a sarriyal, she thought.
— Sara Naveed