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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good.
— Jefferson Bethke
Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat.
— Laurence Sterne
The book of Revelation says that we no longer need the sun or the moon, for Christ is the light of the world.
— Tim LaHaye
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
— George Carlin
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.'
— Colin Trevorrow
Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.
— Peter Matthiessen
I love not being in a comfortable state, anyway. That makes for much more interesting storylines and an interesting story.
— Katheryn Winnick
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.
— Paul Provenza
Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.
— Steve Martin
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
— Zach Galifianakis
Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful.
— Albert Camus
Remove yourself, sir!
— David McCullough
Fury itself supplies arms.
— Virgil
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
— Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
I have to return some videotapes
— Bret Easton Ellis
Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American.
— Joan Didion
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
— Bill Bailey