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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
— Garrison Keillor
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
— Amit Kalantri
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
— Megan McCafferty
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.
— Charlotte Gray
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.
— Shannon Hale
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done.
— Carl Friedrich Gauss
I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it.
— Graham Moore
That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost funny," Arsibalt observed.
— Neal Stephenson
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
— Courtney Summers
Teasing is veiled hostility and is almost never funny, unless the teasee has openly agreed to relate that way.
— Sue Patton Thoele
It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself.
— Eloise Dyson
It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much.
— Vincent Hobbes
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
— Richard Yates
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
— Eugene Ormandy
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
