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A student of wisdom becomes a professor of life.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Never check your religion at the door. Not ever.
— Jeffrey R. Holland
No, no. By all means, lead on. Nothing gets the blood pumping more than hunting down the biggest threat to the realm and deciding we'll just wing it.
— Elizabeth Carlton
Paradox - Truth standing on her head to get attention.
— G.K. Chesterton
Right is right, even if no one else does it.
— Juliette Gordon Low
You are my son, then, I'll tell you' and your mother was a wicked slut to leave you in ignorance of the sort of father you possessed.
— Emily Bronte
The test of any relationship lies in rewarding vulnerability instead of punishing it.
— Gayle Peterson
Can you write a book and have children at the same time? Yes, if you're content to do it very very slowly.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Every time I think my family has plumbed the depths of stupidity, somebody goes and finds a goddamn shovel." - Jane Harrington-Price
— Seanan McGuire
Work is one of the joys of life. The feeling of accomplishment is priceless." Captain Hank Bracker
— Hank Bracker
Being crazy of someone might seem cheap, but what if your life is priceless without that person.
— M.F. Moonzajer
You would not seek me if you did not possess me.
— Blaise Pascal