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We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
— Ronald Reagan
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble preparing to explode with laughter...That wasn't funny at all!
— Kou Matsuzuki
So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
— Edmund S. Muskie
Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try.
— J.C. Reed
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.
— Connor Franta
I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.
— Ronald Reagan
I'm all about that money, dress like everyday sunny, rolling weed like a Marley, smile like everything funny.
— Wiz Khalifa
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
— George Foreman
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny.
— Monica Bellucci
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
— Marisha Pessl
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
— Mitchell Thomas
That's what love's all about, Roxanne. Youlove someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
— Ellen DeGeneres
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
We try to ... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.
— Tony Hancock
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!
— Bonnie McKee
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again.
— Neil Strauss
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
— Khloe Kardashian
Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
— Mitch Hedberg
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
— Katie Aselton
I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.
— John Hodgman
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head.
— Noah Baumbach
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
— Jamie Foxx
Please assure me that you are all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.
— Freddie Prinze
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
All I know is that when I whisper to dirt, my conversations are less than meaningful.
— Maggie Stiefvater
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all.
— Peter F. Hamilton
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
— Lewis Black
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
The Americans are like shadows . . . frightening until you finally touch them and realize that their image was their power all along.
— Mark Henshaw
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.
— Mike Birbiglia
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
— Susanna Clarke
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky.""Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.
— Paul Auster
