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We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet. — Ronald Reagan

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble preparing to explode with laughter...That wasn't funny at all! — Kou Matsuzuki

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself. — Ronald Reagan

I'm all about that money, dress like everyday sunny, rolling weed like a Marley, smile like everything funny. — Wiz Khalifa

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. — Lance Reddick

I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.' — George Foreman

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since. — Lisa Kleypas

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci

It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others. — Marisha Pessl

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny. — Neil Simon

I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. — Aubrey Plaza

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. — Moby

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

You've got a big ego, Fuentes."
"That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed. — Mitchell Thomas

That's what love's all about, Roxanne. You
love someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened. — Claudia Gray

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

But then again, I shouldn't judge. That is, after all, my pet peeve. — Katie McGarry

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. — Vir Das

If he was able to make her feel even the slightest bit of guilt for being so oblivious - if he could get through all that makeup and high fashion. — Matthew Quick

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

We try to ... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think. — Tony Hancock

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. — Rita Rudner

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! — Bonnie McKee

Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out. — Brandon Sanderson

In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again. — Neil Strauss

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. — Khloe Kardashian

Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.
Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. — Katie Aselton

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all. — John Hodgman

Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. — Jessie Usher

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home — Thabang Gideon Magaola

I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head. — Noah Baumbach

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. — Noel Fielding

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. — Jamie Foxx

Please assure me that you are all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato

It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh. — Melissa Walker

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way. — Freddie Prinze

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess

All I know is that when I whisper to dirt, my conversations are less than meaningful. — Maggie Stiefvater

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. — Ana Gasteyer

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all. — Peter F. Hamilton

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. — Wanda Sykes

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool? — Catherine Lowell

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. — Will Rogers

The Americans are like shadows . . . frightening until you finally touch them and realize that their image was their power all along. — Mark Henshaw

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally. — Bill Bryson

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film. — Mike Birbiglia

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder

It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting. — Susanna Clarke

That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another — Fred Trueman

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. — Paul Auster

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas