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I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
— Cora Carmack
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
— Josh Billings
Err on the side of awesome.
— Brandon Sanderson
He also gave me some advice that I follow to this day: Sing in the mirror. If it looks funny, it's wrong.
— Renee Fleming
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
— Mahsati Abdul
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
— Amit Kalantri
People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice.
— Soledad O'Brien
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
— Wendell Johnson
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
— Ron Richards
The funny thingabout
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
Always drink upstream from the herd.
— Will Rogers
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
— J. Richard Singleton
Don't go to the circus.
— Angie Sage
I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it
— Ken Murray
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It's such a funny, grandiose idea
— Florence Welch
