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Last I saw him, he was sucking on a bottle of whiskey like he was trying to make it come.
— Sarina Bowen
I'm intensely private. I don't like giving interviews.
— Marc Warren
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
— Dane Cook
The Games have been decimated. If you take away the Eastern Bloc, you take away 50% of the medals
— Ron Pickering
You have to face reality some time. But there's no sense in facing it until somebody forces you to.
— Billy Beane
Who marinate in spotlights
are condemned to be burnt — David Giannini
are condemned to be burnt — David Giannini
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
— Frankie Boyle
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
— Chris Rock
Don't waste your time with people you know are only out to use you!
— Abdulazeez Henry Musa
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
— Frank Carson
No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
— Mel Brooks
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton