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Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Leah Raeder: Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy

Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner. — Leah Raeder

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Bill Burr: What would you rather be? 52 and look

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning!

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Sarah Silverman: If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Hailee Steinfeld: The shooting of the guns, that was kind

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I'm doing what I love, and then I

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Sylvia Plath: Death may whiten in sun or out of

Death may whiten in sun or out of it. — Sylvia Plath

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Every instinct in me wants to text someone

Every instinct in me wants to text someone OMG, I've lost my phone! but how can I do that without a bloody phone? — Sophie Kinsella

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By David Coleman: And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. — David Coleman

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: But if all the fair folk take to

But if all the fair folk take to the Havens, it will be a duller world for those who are doomed to stay. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Adrian Barnes: The world is a gawking four-year-old.

The world is a gawking four-year-old. — Adrian Barnes

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Jim Norton: You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Olivia Newport: Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Ciara: Education is everything - education is your power,

Education is everything - education is your power, education is your way in life for whatever you want to do. — Ciara

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Henny Youngman: His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Israelmore Ayivor: Don't complain. It's just a way of explaining

Don't complain. It's just a way of explaining your pains for no gains. Wake up to your calling ... Wear a positive move and say your desires to God! — Israelmore Ayivor

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Eoin Colfer: I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. — Eoin Colfer

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Chelsea Martin: I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do. — Chelsea Martin

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Emma Chase: You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!"

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

Funny 5 Year Old Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Elena, my four year old, says to me

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan