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Funny 3 Letter Quotes & Sayings

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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

The more uninteresting the letter, the more useful it is to the typographer. — Piet Zwart

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

Sophie: "Right. So no plans at all, then?"
Jenna: "Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while? — Rachel Hawkins

Stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances. — Stephen King

Actually, in its purest form, Islam is incredibly tolerant. That makes what's going on in the world really bizarre. — Steve Earle

We can't remember things from our future; remembering is merely the privilege and the beauty of the past! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

There wasn't room to swing a cat there. — Charles Dickens

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. — Lewis Carroll

I need someone who understands an artist's mentality. I couldn't be with someone who wouldn't let me have my freedom. — Kelly Reilly

You're so beautiful. — Tammara Webber

A revolution is taking place within her, as though a lifetime's experience could be outdistanced in the span of a conversation. — A.S.A Harrison

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked. — Chelsea Handler

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Accept the limitations of a place, in humility, and the joys that can also be found there may open themselves. — Rod Dreher

The ending of partition was inevitable because Ireland was one nation by history and tradition , by facts of race, geography, and economy — Seamus Costello

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

Spencer's god was Evolution, sometimes also called Progress. — Talcott Parsons

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. — Shelley Berman

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg

If you want to predict a person's behavior, identify his or her incentives. Leo — Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney