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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.
— Seymour Cray
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
— Frankie Boyle
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
— Jennifer Lawrence
It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like.
— Khloe Kardashian
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People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
— Pete Incaviglia
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds -Dimitri. — Richelle Mead
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
— Craig Benzine
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
— Jerry Coleman
Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)
— Simon Ewins
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
— Frankie Boyle
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time!
— Ryohgo Narita
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
— Barbara Seaman
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
— Randy Glasbergen
Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
— Jerry Coleman
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
