Funny 1 Word Quotes
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Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word.
— Rudyard Kipling
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
— Alfred Hitchcock
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
— Walter Matthau
The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.
— Christopher Zzenn Loren
I don't know all the certain words to word it.
— Vanilla Ice
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence and omniscience. Let me assure, I am neither.
— Brian McClellan
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
— Steven Wright
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!
— Charlie Higson
