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Funniest Roast Quotes By Damien Fahey: Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs. — Damien Fahey

Funniest Roast Quotes By Joel Parkinson: I figure there's no point in stressing about

I figure there's no point in stressing about what's out of my control, and all I can do is make the best of what I've got. — Joel Parkinson

Funniest Roast Quotes By Emily Giffin: Love as a verb. Love as a commitment.

Love as a verb. Love as a commitment. — Emily Giffin

Funniest Roast Quotes By Clay Matthews III: We've got some talented people in my family

We've got some talented people in my family in regards to football, and we do it the right way. — Clay Matthews III

Funniest Roast Quotes By Emma Donoghue: When I was a little kid I thought

When I was a little kid I thought like a little kid, but now I'm five I know everything — Emma Donoghue

Funniest Roast Quotes By Robert Bly: The beginning of love is a horror of

The beginning of love is a horror of emptiness. — Robert Bly

Funniest Roast Quotes By Sharon Salzberg: The first time a meditation teacher encouraged me

The first time a meditation teacher encouraged me to practice mindfulness - which — Sharon Salzberg

Funniest Roast Quotes By Anne Rice: You make life when you play," I said.

You make life when you play," I said. "You create something from nothing. You make something good happen. — Anne Rice

Funniest Roast Quotes By Mariska Hargitay: If you stop for one second and do

If you stop for one second and do something, everyone is happy. You pay it forward and it comes back to you twelve-fold. — Mariska Hargitay

Funniest Roast Quotes By Hippocrates: Let food be thy your medicine

Let food be thy your medicine — Hippocrates

Funniest Roast Quotes By Marc Newson: I don't have any furniture of mine in

I don't have any furniture of mine in my room. — Marc Newson

Funniest Roast Quotes By Elbert Hubbard: Your neighbor is the man who needs you.

Your neighbor is the man who needs you. — Elbert Hubbard

Funniest Roast Quotes By Stephen King: You know," King said, "I'm not much good

You know," King said, "I'm not much good at telling stories. That sounds like a paradox, but it's not; it's the reason I write them down. — Stephen King