Funniest Marine Corps Quotes

No angel, I undress to impress — Becca Fitzpatrick Finale

I am a sporting man. I always like to give trains and aeroplanes a fair chance of getting away. — Winston Churchill

As she gets sicker, she fades a little more, until I am afraid one day I will wake up and not be able to see her at all. — Jodi Picoult

Dark waters run deep. — Dawn Kurtagich

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. — Tom Lehrer

Things, when magnified, are forgeries of happiness. — Abraham Joshua Heschel

The incentive for business is not, and cannot, be anything other than the root incentive for all business: they must profit. — Edward Norton

99 What kind of food do computers eat for breakfast? — Mark Kowaleski

It is in adversity that the good show their friendship most clearly; prosperity always finds friends. — Euripides

The exercise of true leadership is inversely proportional to the exercise of power. — Stephen Covey

You cannot watch yourself dispassionately. — Charlotte Rampling

Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo. — Elle Casey

Complete prohibition of all chemical mind changers can be decreed, but cannot be enforced, and tends to create more evils than it cures. — Aldous Huxley

I am not a science fiction writer. I am a fantasy writer. But the label got put on me and stuck. — Ray Bradbury

Observing the wizard's high magic was his biggest privilege as Kadmeion's assistant. — Lita Burke