Funniest Food Quotes
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No good deed ever goes wasted.
— Harold S. Kushner
I'd feel sorry for her, but my family's infinitely worse.
— Victoria Aveyard
If my children will live a better life than I did by my getting brain damage, by my being brain dead, then let it be.
— Mike Tyson
You need to relax and be yourself, not whoever it is you're trying to be in your mad little head. I bloody don't, though. I'm me and I'm good at it.
— Nick Harkaway
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
— George Carlin
I wanted the moments of my life to follow and order themselves like those of a life remembered. You might as well try and catch time by the tail.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
As for the brandy, "nothing extenuate"; and the water, put nought in in malice.
— Douglas William Jerrold
You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter.
Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines — Janet Evanovich
Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines — Janet Evanovich
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
— George Carlin
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm ... gets eaten.
— Norman Ralph Augustine
...the safest way of ensuring that secret information did not leak was not to tell anybody about it.
— Robert Galbraith