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The best time to make friends isbefore you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends?
— Mark Jeffrey
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am
— Pikmin100xx
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends ...
— Gregory Douglass
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
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[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy
I love making friends ... it's people I can't stand.
— Linus Torvalds
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.
— Tommy Lasorda
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you.
— Frances O'Roark Dowell
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
Having friends is how your life gets fucked up.
— Jesse Andrews
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
— Yasser Arafat
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.
— Nick Wechsler
I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.
— Joel Kinnaman
If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me.
— Tommy James
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...
— Barbara Kloss
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky.""Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends.
— Rosemary Mahoney
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
Us is my favorite people.
— Rick Riordan
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
— Mike Birbiglia
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
— Andy Borowitz
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
