Frankie Boyle Quotes
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Frankie Boyle Quotes & Sayings
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I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
— Frankie Boyle
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
— Frankie Boyle
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
— Frankie Boyle
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
— Frankie Boyle
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.
— Frankie Boyle
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
— Frankie Boyle
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?
— Frankie Boyle
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
— Frankie Boyle
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
— Frankie Boyle
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
— Frankie Boyle
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
— Frankie Boyle
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
— Frankie Boyle
There is a force that conspires against you. It's called capitalism. It's closing your libraries so you can focus on your conspiracy shit.
— Frankie Boyle
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
— Frankie Boyle
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
— Frankie Boyle
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.
— Frankie Boyle
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
— Frankie Boyle
Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.
— Frankie Boyle
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
— Frankie Boyle
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
