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France Funny Quotes By S.J Perelman: "In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents

"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen." — S.J Perelman

France Funny Quotes By Taylor Swift: Music is my shining light, my favorite thing

Music is my shining light, my favorite thing in the world. T get me to stop doing it for one second would be difficult! — Taylor Swift

France Funny Quotes By Rita Levi-Montalcini: If I die tomorrow or in a year,

If I die tomorrow or in a year, it is the same - it is the message you leave behind you that counts. — Rita Levi-Montalcini

France Funny Quotes By Joan Bannan: Great stories do not require profanity.

Great stories do not require profanity. — Joan Bannan

France Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: The waiters in France could all be senators

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US. — Natasha Leggero

France Funny Quotes By Anatole France: To die for an idea is to set

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

France Funny Quotes By Bauvard: The French: a people who have used their

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

France Funny Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: Because I mean it. I don't care about

Because I mean it. I don't care about anything else. I could lose anyone else and make it through. But not you, Ella May. I can't do this without you. — Jessica Sorensen

France Funny Quotes By George Steinbrenner: I haven't always done a good job, and

I haven't always done a good job, and I haven't always been successful - but I know that I have tried. — George Steinbrenner

France Funny Quotes By Henry Becque: Men know so little about us women. We've

Men know so little about us women. We've a weakness, it is true, for those who charm us, but we always come back to those who love us. — Henry Becque

France Funny Quotes By Ernst Mach: The acquisition of the most elementary truth does

The acquisition of the most elementary truth does not devolve upon the individual alone: it is pre-effected in the development of the race. — Ernst Mach

France Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I was sick with desire; that sickness better

I was sick with desire; that sickness better than health. — C.S. Lewis

France Funny Quotes By Sara Sheridan: A chap wouldn't hole up in Occupied France

A chap wouldn't hole up in Occupied France just to get away from his wife, Vesta. — Sara Sheridan

France Funny Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not

I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. — Charles De Gaulle

France Funny Quotes By Sarah Silverman: She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship,

She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling. — Sarah Silverman

France Funny Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: This is a great day for France!

This is a great day for France! — Richard M. Nixon