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It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort. — Hannah Whitall Smith

Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else. — Paul Weller

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.
-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,

She would but be repaid by my taking her to wife, and that I could not grant her, for love cometh of the heart and mot by constraint. — Rupert S. Holland

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee. — Brian K. Vaughan

Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general. — Biz Stone

For which cause a man will leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife, and the two shall be one flesh', — Leo Tolstoy

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. — Rodney Dangerfield

Because my wife worked for him, and I run security checks on anyone my wife works with - Christian Grey — E.L. James

I want to play football for as long as my body will let me, and for as long as I can do a good job at it. And I want a wife. A son. Maybe another kid. — Jaci Burton

He sighed heavily for effect.

"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson

I always had to resist the urge to go to him like a wife, as if we'd already been a couple for a hundred thousand lifetimes. — Miranda July

He understood how to sit down and hold his peace for long hours beside the man who had lost the wife of his love, — Victor Hugo

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. — Chuck Klosterman

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi. — Roger Federer

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. — Mignon McLaughlin

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce. — Lemuel K. Washburn

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage. — Honore De Balzac

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. — Erma Bombeck

When you pray for your wife, it keeps the world at bay, it transforms selfish hearts, and it derails the devil's plans. — Stormie O'martian

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama. — Mark Twain

When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should. — David Einhorn

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

I am writing Parsifal only for my wife - if I had to depend on the German spirit, I should have nothing more to say. — Richard Wagner

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. — John Gay

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

Flounder, flounder, in the sea, Come, I pray thee, here to me; For my wife, good Ilsabil, Wills not as I'd have her will. — HarperPerennial Classics

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute. — Mother Jones

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon

A wife's prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else's, even his mother's. (Sorry, Mom.) — Stormie O'martian

Brief flings and the companionship of a professional are no match for the love and trust between a husband and wife. — Barbara Longley

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

The exchange of a wife for a pair of gates( "The finest this side Paradise,") Brandwyn had written in his diary — Alan Bradley

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. — Harry Connick Jr.

This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife. — Jack Johnson

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. — Hesiod

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison

It's pretty easy for me because I have a wonderful wife. We put God first and it takes a lot of hard work. — Bo Bice

If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife. — Samuel E. Morison

Gary was a righteous man, frank about his lusts, and they were the lusts of the righteous: for sugar and fat and the succour of a wife. — Rafael Yglesias

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife ! — Akbar

For me and my wife, it was love at first sight. — Jeff Bridges

His life had made a complete three sixty, in one year. He had a family that he adored, a wife that he would die for and a whole new outlook on life. — Jordan Silver

How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God! — Francis Chan

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. — Shannon L. Alder

If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart. — Antoine Leiris

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife. — Janet Mullany

Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after. — Herman Melville

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. — Oliver Goldsmith

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali

How happy a thing were a wedding,
And a bedding,
If a man might purchase a wife
For a twelvemonth and a day — Thomas Flatman

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though. — Les Dawson

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. — Mandy Patinkin

When God picks your wife He looks for an angel. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home. — Shah Rukh Khan

No man has the courage to approach her or initiate questions she herself rise, for all men fear a fascist and she can very well be a fascist's wife. — Mie Hansson

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. — Daniel Boone

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason

I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was 'Bunnicula,' which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. — James Howe

My affection for Taiwan ... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan

I cooked for him like a wife and washed his clothes and was a wife in other ways too terrible to mention. — Lois Lowry

Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best — Benjamin Franklin

I give God all the glory. And try to move on. Come home and hug my wife and my children. And thank God for every day that I have with my family. — Jayson Williams

I always tell my wife, 'If you're ever looking for something to put on my gravestone, put down, 'He was an honest man, and he never held a grudge.' — Doug Harvey

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. — Buck Henry

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get. — John McCain

Hubert Humphrey's wife is said to have advised him: Darling, for a speech to be immortal it need not be interminable. — Peggy Noonan

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice. — T. Rafael Cimino

I did it," Gabriel said, conversationally. "I met the woman, the only woman for me. I met her, and now . . . I'm going to meet my wife. — Eloisa James

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. — John Barrymore

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old. — Christopher Walken

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

I save the curly one for my wife — Sitta Karina

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing. — Alton Brown