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My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. — Mike Gordon

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. — Tim Walters

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. — Douglas Booth

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko. — AnnaLynne McCord

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. — Val Kilmer

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? — Salman Khan

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. — Yuvraj Singh

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend was agreeing not to remove anyone's vital organs with a salad fork for my sake. It was a sweet moment. Too — Elliott James

Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. — Shwayze

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress