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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes.
— Daniel Bruhl
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast.
— Sari Botton
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend.
— Anonymous
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
— Emo Philips
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
— Bo Burnham
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings