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I'm not even sure who my audience is. — Tom Verlaine

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you — Rachel Caine

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books? — Jen Campbell

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. — Cathy Guisewite

At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father. — Sigmund Freud

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies